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Forget friends with benefits -- now, there's GrubHub with benefits.。
CamSoda, the adult entertainment site, is releasing a vibrator called the RubGrub that orders the user a large cheese pizza from Domino's after they orgasm.。
SEE ALSO:Finally, a way to get actual sexual pleasure from your Bitcoin investments。Yes, it's an actual vibrator that actually gets you a pizza. The toy has a button that's similar to the Amazon Dash, which is connected to the user's phone and is pre-programmed with payment and delivery information. 。
Credit: camsoda 。Credit: camsoda。
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Their slogan is "Get off, and get stuffed!" But is a giant pizza really what you want most after a little quality time with a sex toy?
In a statement, Daryn Parker, CamSoda's VP, said the answer is yes: "Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which an individual exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories. Inevitably, once someone has climaxed, they feel lethargic and hungry." 。Credit: camsoda。
Hmm. Well, either way, it's an enjoyable concept. And it's not the first time CamSoda has had a little fun with a sex toy. The company is also behind Bitcast, the interactive sex toys that vibrate based on how much the value of various cryptocurrencies rise and fall.。SEE ALSO:This is the most complicated sex you will ever have 。
But if you're not into needlessly complex masturbation habits, or if the very fact of knowing a fresh hot pizza is on the way gets you off, CamSoda's RubGrub can be yours for $19.95. The company also plans to expand its cuisine selection to include Mexican and Chinese take-out too.。
The future is now, folks, and it is...delicious. 。The future is now, folks, and it is...delicious.。相关文章
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