【】For a moment, it almost felt genuine.

  发布时间:2024-11-21 20:39:03   作者:玩站小弟   我要评论
Hillary Clinton slayed her opponent Donald Trump in the humor department during a charity event on T 。

Hillary Clinton slayed her opponent Donald Trump in the humor department during a charity event on Thursday night. 。

The duo were speaking at the Alfred E. Smith dinner in New York. The event is meant to be a breather from the intensity of the campaign and normally sees the candidates poke fun at each other. Clinton got the memo and delivered zingers in spades. Trump, well, was Trump.  。

SEE ALSO:Trump didn't quite get the memo on charity dinner with Hillary Clinton。

To save you the hassle of sitting through the torture of Trump teasing us with a single Melania joke, here's Clinton in her finest moments. Zing. Zing. Zing.。

Mashable Top StoriesStay connected with the hottest stories of the day and the latest entertainment news.Sign up for Mashable's Top Stories newsletter。By signing up you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. 。By signing up you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.。

Thanks for signing up!  。

Mashable Games

For a moment, it almost felt genuine. 。

"This is such a special event that I took a break from my rigorous nap schedule to be here."。

"And as you've already heard, it's a treat for all of you, too. Because usually I charge a lot for speeches like this."。

"Now I've got to say, there are a lot of friendly faces here in this room, people I've been privileged to know and work with? I just want to put you all in a basket of adorables."。

"And you'd look so good in your tuxes, or as I refer to them, formal pantsuits."。

"Donald, if at any time you don't like what I'm saying, feel free to stand up and shout, 'Wrong!' while I'm talking." 。

"You know, come to think of it, it's amazing I'm up here after Donald. I didn't think he'd be okay with a peaceful transition of power."。

"And Donald, after listening to your speech, I will also enjoy listening to Mike Pence deny that you ever gave it."。

"People look at the Statue of Liberty and they see a proud symbol of our history as a nation of immigrants, a beacon of hope for people around the world. Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a four. Maybe a five, if she loses the torch and tablet and changes her hair." 。

"Now, you notice, there is no teleprompter here tonight, which is probably smart, because maybe you saw Donald dismantle his prompter the other day. And I get that. They're hard to keep up with, and I'm sure it's even harder when you're translating from the original Russian." 。

"Sharing a stage with Donald Trump is like, well, nothing really comes to mind. There is nothing like sharing a stage with Donald Trump."。

"Now, look, I have deep respect for people like Kellyanne Conway. She's working day and night for Donald, and because she's a contractor, he's probably not even going to pay her. " 。

"But I think the good news is that the debates finally allowed Republicans to unite around their candidate. The bad news is, it's Mike Pence."。

"And whoever wins this election, the outcome will be historic. We'll either have the first female president or the first president who started a Twitter war with Cher. "。

"And if Donald does win, it will be awkward at the annual presidents' day photo when all the former presidents gather at the White House, and not just with Bill. How is Barack going to get past the Muslim ban?"。

"Speaking of health, Donald has been very concerned about mine. Very concerned. He actually sent a car to bring me here tonight. Actually, it was a hearse."  。

"Donald really is as healthy as a horse. You know, the one Vladimir Putin rides around on." 。

"So tonight, let's embrace the spirit of the evening, let's come together, remember what unites us, and just rip on Ted Cruz."。

"I said no to some jokes that I thought were over the line, but I suppose you can judge for yourself on WikiLeaks in the next few days."。

"I said no to some jokes that I thought were over the line, but I suppose you can judge for yourself on WikiLeaks in the next few days."  。

Zing!。

Bonus: A recap of some of the best and worst jokes from the dinner。TopicsDonald TrumpElectionsHillary Clinton 。
  • Tag:

相关文章

  • 17 questions you can answer if you're a good communicator

    Whether you regularly speak in public and write online, or you mostly express yourself over email, b
    2024-11-21
  • 手動剃須刀可以帶上飛機嗎

    剃須刀能帶上飛機?2、按照規定來說,刀片式剃須刀不能帶上飛機,隻能隨行李托運。除非沒有刀片的,也就是自動剃須刀,可以隨身攜帶乘坐飛機。但是一般來說,機場的安檢不會那麽嚴 。刮胡刀可以上飛機嗎?1 、坐飛機
    2024-11-21
  • 時間管理大師是什麽梗

    羅誌祥時間管理者是什麽梗?羅誌祥劈腿後被爆工作日程時間表,就出來了他是時間管理者的梗 。因為工作日程算下來,每天隻有三四個小時睡覺,時間規劃很厲害。羅誌祥劈腿後被爆工作日程時間...羅誌祥“時間管理”是
    2024-11-21
  • 平昌冬奧會男子花樣滑冰視頻

    2014冬季奧運會男子花樣滑冰金牌?是羽生結弦2014年2月,年僅19歲的羽生結弦奪得索契冬奧會金牌,成為亞洲首位冬奧會男子單人滑冠軍 。羽生結弦,1994年12月7日出生於日本宮城縣仙台市,日本花樣。
    2024-11-21
  • J.K. Rowling makes 'Harry Potter' joke about Olympics event

    LONDON -- For anyone who isn't familiar with the Olympics omnium events in the velodrome, the points
    2024-11-21
  • 燙麵炸糕最正宗配方

    燙麵炸糕最正宗配方?將涼水用旺火燒沸後,點上少許涼水,倒入同樣多的麵粉,迅速攪拌,直至麵團變成灰白色2/5到了不粘手時,取出攤在案板上晾涼3/5麵團中加入老酵和堿麵揉勻 。正宗燙麵炸糕如何製作?燙麵炸糕
    2024-11-21

最新评论