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A true Khaleesi is not an easy person to buy gifts for.

What do you get a Mother of Dragons who, if she doesn't already have it, can just burn anyone alive with a simple Dracarysbefore taking what is hers? Well, never fear, Game of Thronesfans. We're here to guide you through melting the heart of your Daenerys Targaryen.

Because the promise of riches, love, and even glory are not enough. Your Khaleesi will settle for nothing less than bending the knee, swearing fealty, and also a few purchases from this list.

1. A custom-made dragon costume for dogs

You could just get a standard dragon costume from Amazon and pretend it's Drogon, Viserion, or Rhaegal. But Etsy shops like Froodies Hoodies accept custom orders, not only ensuring a perfect fit but also giving them lots of experience recreating your favorite Game of Thronesdragon (even of the undead White Walker variety). Just look at the adorable pictures in their reviews!

This lovely shop accommodates all breeds and sizes, but specialize in bullies (french bulldogs, English bulldogs, pitbulls, boxers) since few other costumes fit their barrel chests.

Note: The writer of this guide can personally vouch for the adorably fiery results of their Drogon costume!

Price: $59.99 on Etsy

2. Dragon egg candles

It's a bit of an oxymoron of a gift, but no one can deny the class of some hand-crafted dragon egg candles.

Get the mood set -- by lighting your Khaleesi's children on fire and watching them melt. Is that the smell of her ancestors charred remains from the Doom of Valyria, or just the fire burning between you two?

Price: $64.45 on Etsy

3. Iron Throne toilet decal sticker

HBO's $30,000 life-size Game of Thronesiron throne might have been discontinued years back because they couldn't sell enough of them. But don't fret! There's much more affordable ways to take your rightful place as Queen of Westeros.

Just get this cheap sticker and slap it right above the household throne: your toilet.

Price: $19.98 on Amazon

4. A crash course in Dothraki

Daenerys had to learn Dothraki the hard way. But she grew to love it, as will your Khaleesi with the help of the HBO official conversational language course, Living Language Dothraki.

If you really want to show her your commitment, get a copy for yourself or do it together! Soon enough, you'll be each other's sun and stars just like Daenerys and Drogo.

Price: $19.99 on HBO Shop

5. World's largest gummy heart

You can't even call yourself a Khaleesi until you've successfully eaten a horse heart. But they don't sell those online, so go easy on yourself with this 1.5 pound cherry-flavored, anatomically correct gummy heart.

Ensure you keep hard eye contact with your Khal to make sure he sees how hot you're being.

Price: $14.99 on Vat 19

5. Pyro Mini wrist device

A Khaleesi can't always have one of her dragons on hand, so why not have a backup Dracarysthat shoots flames from your actual hands? With this nifty little mini pyrotechnic device, your Targaryen will be able to burn her enemies even while on-the-go.

For those who feel a bit intimidated by the price point or gear, grab this fire finger tip magic trick instead.

Price: $149.95 on Amazon

6. Olaplex hair treatment

A committed Khaleesi is probably feeling tempted to get those silvery Targaryen locks for themselves. We feel you. Take what is yours, with fire and blood and bleach.

But if you're going to go down that path, make sure you're prepared for the repercussions. Even Emilia Clarke's hair couldn't handle playing Daenerys for seven years!

Outside of dragons, the magical properties of Olaplex will be every Khaleesi's best friend to recover from color hair damage. Any consumer can purchase No 3, but ask your hairdresser for the really good stuff (No 1 and No 2.)

Price: $28 at Olaplex

7. Designer quality cosplay

Daenerys has been serving looks that kill as much as her dragons for many seasons now. And there's no shortage of insane amounts of money you can spend on getting their replicas.

But Etsy shop Marie Cosplay really brings our the couture in cosplay, recreating no only Dany's looks from Seasons 1-7, but also Sansa, Margaery, and even Melissandre. Since it's winter, we highly recommend this recreation of the fur coat she wore on her rescue mission beyond the wall in Season 7.

Price: $1,450.00 on Etsy

8. Dragon's blood bath bomb

Make sure your bath is hot and scalding before dropping in this Dragon's Blood bath bomb, which is supposed to make your Khaleesi magic more potent. So make sure you have one if you ever find yourself stuck with a bewitched, brain dead Khal and in need of a ritual to rebirth dragons into the world.

Price: $8 on Witch Baby Soap

9. Cooking gear for her Jon Snow

Jon Snow not only knows nothing, but also has shown to be less flame-retardant than his Aunt/paramore (ew). Even with the reveal of his hidden Targaryen blood in Season 6, you know your boy will need all the help he can get to survive the flaming heart of a Khaleesi.

Price: $27.77 on Amazon

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