【】2. Truly dance like no one is watching

Often drunk people are considered a nuisance to society. Not here, not today.。
For now, we will celebrate our weekend alter-egos. The alter-egos society, our friends, parents and strangers alike have unanimously decided were the "worst version of ourselves." Let us take a moment away to examine what, when we are slurring our words and calling our engaged exes, we really bring to the table. 。
SEE ALSO:10 things everyone says while drunk and what they really mean 。
Here, friends, in this safe and supportive place, we celebrate all the things drunk people can do that no one else can.。
1. Survive insane falls 。Via Giphy。
2. Truly dance like no one is watching。Via Giphy。
3. Tell people how you really, really feel。Via Giphy。
4. Stuff an entire pizza in your mouth。Via Giphy。
5. Host Kathie Lee & Hoda。Via Giphy 。
6. Butt dial everyone in your phone。Via Giphy。
7. Disregard what we've been taught and use the stairs how we please 。Via Giphy。
8. Be completely unaffected by weather conditions 。Via Giphy。
9. Forget about the crushing weight of capitalism and buy whatever we want 。Via Giphy 。
10. Change moods at lightning speed。Via Giphy 。
11. Make friends with literally anyone 。Via Giphy。
12. Thinking we've lost something that is still in your pocket/bag/hand 。Via Giphy。
13. Fall asleep anywhere, anytime 。Via Giphy。

Be strong. Be proud. Be weekend you. 。
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