【】
我要评论J. K. Simmons, the beloved Oscar-winning actor, has unfortunately been eaten by an insanely jacked man who looks somewhat like him.
I mean, that's the only explanation for this.
SEE ALSO:18 real-life gym struggles confirm you're not alone in your lazinessImages of the actor looking seriously ripped beyond any reasonable level have made their way online, after being uploaded to Instagram by celebrity trainer Aaron Williamson.
Apparently, Simmons is getting swole to play Commissioner Gordon in the Justice League film. That's right, Commissioner Gordon. The older man who builds a nice big flashlight out of desperation to get a stronger man's help.
Clearly, Simmons is taking the character in a different direction.
Look, there's a level of vascularity and muscle tone that looks cool and impressive. And then there's a level that makes you worry, "Is this person getting enough calcium?"
J. K. Simmons is flirting with the latter level.
As a gentle reminder, here is what J. K. Simmons looked like a few years before molting and transforming into the beast you see above.
J.K. Simmons during 2003 Sundance Film Festival - "Off The Map" - Portraits at YAHOO Movies Portrait Studio in Park City, Utah, United States. (Photo by J. Vespa/WireImage)Credit: getty WireImageMashable is dedicated to finding more images of ripped J. K. Simmons, and we have sent an intern to find him at the center of the labyrinth over which he now holds dominion.
We will update this story if the intern returns.
Have something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.
BONUS: New York City pigeons
View this post on Instagram
相关文章
Balloon fanatic Tim Kaine is also, of course, very good at harmonica
You know the old saying: the people want a president they can drink a beer with and they also want a2024-11-21
Kill the pedestrian or the passenger? The complicated ethics of self
Imagine this scenario: You’re driving down the road when suddenly, out of nowhere, a lone pede2024-11-21
BrewArt is an automated brewing system that's like the Nespresso of beer
If you've always wanted to brew your own beer, today is a good day.BrewArt is an Australian personal2024-11-21
Kratos' new dad role colors his story in the next 'God of War'
Kratos, the thunderous star of God of War, returned to the fold with an epic gameplay demo at the st2024-11-21Two astronauts just installed a new parking spot on the International Space Station
UPDATE: Aug. 19, 2016, 2:04 p.m. EDT 。 Astronauts Kate Rubins and Jeff Williams are back in the Inter2024-11-21
Apple is discontinuing its Thunderbolt Display. That means, for now, Apple is no longer in the exter2024-11-21
最新评论