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The working formula for Halloween costume retailers the world over is as follows: pick a noun and find a way to make it sexy.
The question of which nouns doesn't seem to phase mass-market costume designers. If it exists in the world, there's a way to make it work. Want to dress as an invasive species this year? Sexy goldfish is a fitting choice.
Try not to cringe too hard at these aggressively unsexy attempts at sexy animal costumes.
1. Goldfish


2. Lobsters


3. Deer


4. Bears


5. Reindeer


6. Peacocks


7. Raccoons


8. Wolves


9. Ladybugs


10. Clownfish


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