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我要评论SAN FRANCISCO -- Take the NBA's most popular team, some dorky photos and perhaps a secret ingredient-- the evening hours of a national pot-smoking holiday--and what do you get?
So many jokes.
A perfect storm of comedy touched down in the Bay Area spontaneously on Wednesday night after the defending champion Golden State Warriors participated in a newspaper fashion shoot.
We'll get to the memes -- God bless the memes -- but first let's set the context.
SEE ALSO:Meet 'Sweetie,' the 105-year-old Warriors fan who just wants an NBA titleOn Wednesday afternoon, the San Francisco Chronicle published a piece online in which the newspaper took a look at each Warrior's personal style. It's a stylish package involving a lot of hard work by a lot of people.
It's also great joke fodder.
.@warriors have plenty of style off the court, too. #DubNation #WarriorsStyle via @SFC_Style https://t.co/Kh5LvkUoKc pic.twitter.com/05NRAhVwIt
— SFChronicle (@sfchronicle) April 21, 2016
The Chronicle piece features a posed full-body shot of each Warriors player, images which are supposed to give readers a sense of each guy's "personal style off the court."
But those posed photos are just begging for snarky commentary.
Here are some of our favorite riffs.
1. The whole team
Why are the @warriors dressed like they're about to give the greatest youth ministry sermon of all-time?? pic.twitter.com/ynEHLcNdFJ
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 21, 2016
2. The whole team, again
Degrassi: The Undergraduate Years pic.twitter.com/QpfhOB2gtP
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 21, 2016
3. Marreese Speights
"Gonna be a $20 cover and we not doin' hats tonight, fellas!" pic.twitter.com/XbHpN67XZq
— IG/Snap @TheKidSkoob (@TheKidSkoob) April 21, 2016
4. Klay Thompson
Congrats to Klay Thompson for joining the cast of every CW show ever to exist.pic.twitter.com/RsebTOD0nd
— Fëanor the Kinslayer (@Cosmis) April 21, 2016
5. Klay Thompson, again
Hip drug abuse counselor pic.twitter.com/FP6ijNYv7p
— Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) April 21, 2016
6. Draymond Green
Real World San Diego token black dude pic.twitter.com/Nmu2rUUff6
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) April 21, 2016
7. Anderson Verajao
Andy - 34 - M - Looking to have a good time pic.twitter.com/rCdVf9saA0
— Floral Justin (@jstnbradley) April 21, 2016
8. Festus Ezeli
The friend that wants to catch up with you after 8 years and swindles you into talking about his pyramid scheme pic.twitter.com/Jh99NYeSFq
— #Pray4CO (@RealLifeKaz) April 21, 2016
9. Shaun Livingston
Shaun Livingston looking like he just got signed to Dreamville Records and got an EP full of student debt bars. pic.twitter.com/PElF5S3yvE
— Persian Papi (@ThatPersianGuy) April 21, 2016
10. Brandon Rush
Brandon Rush looks like your friend that's been hoping his r&b career is gonna take off for 5 years now. pic.twitter.com/KUKrbelz2A
— Tim (@prvcticeNYC) April 21, 2016
Standing ovation, everyone. Just a phenomenal effort all around.
The Warriors continue their NBA Playoffs series against the Houston Rockets on Thursday night at 9:30 p.m. EST.
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