【】4. Just think of the crabs jokes.
发布时间：2026-03-31 00:19:36 作者：玩站小弟 
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我要评论Halloween is definitely the sexiest holiday.。Dressing up and acting out your fantasy is inherently p
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Halloween is definitely the sexiest holiday. 。
Dressing up and acting out your fantasy is inherently provocative, so it's no surprise that dressing up coupled with the spooky atmosphere will lead to some fun times in the bedroom. 。
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But if you are trying to have a little sexy fun on Halloween, there are some costumes you may want to avoid. 。
1. No one wants to sleep with the guy who sh*t and pissed his pants. 。Credit: Amazon 。
2. Good luck with this. 。Credit: Amazon 。
3. Creepily tell people to 'don't worry, be happy' and watch your world burn.
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4. Just think of the crabs jokes.
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5. Minion, 'nuff said. 。Credit: halloweencostumes。
6. You're setting a standard which you cannot meet here.
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7. Think about it. 。Credit: Amazon。
8. Have fun trying to pick someone up by awkwardly talking through a screen all night. 。Credit: Amazon 。
9. No one even eats SPAM, let alone would sleep with SPAM.
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10. It's maybe not a good idea to go as a clown in 2016.
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11. Guaranteed: no blow jobs for you. 。Credit: Amazon 。
12. WTF is this?Credit: Amazon。
13. Dressing up as an inflatable doll will surely get you laid.
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14. This 'Lots Of Love Big Momma' costume will bring you no love. 。Credit: Amazon 。
15. Yes, this is a tampon costume.
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16. Mrs. Claus is married, OK?Credit: Halloween Costumes 。
17. Sexy Sarah Palin is wrong on so many levels.
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