【】

Can't get enough of Donald Trump-inspired pee fantasies but wish they had more dinosaurs? Chuck Tingle's newest book is just for you.
Tingle, America’s foremost chronicler of current events in gay erotica form, dropped a new Kindle book in response to Donald Trump’s alleged (and still unverified) Moscow "golden shower." Its florid title, "Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On," gives you a taste of what its jam-packed 35 pages will deliver.
SEE ALSO:Samantha Bee perfectly tackles Trump's tantrumsSet at the fictional Buttz Carlton Hotel, the story combines Tingle’s biggest passions -- dinosaur sex and parodying the PEOTUS -- into one glorious volume and adds to his already lengthy canon of newsy takes, which includes hits like "Slammed In The Butt By Domald Tromp's Attempt To Avoid Accusations Of Plagiarism By Removing All Facts Or Concrete Plans From His Republican National Convention Speech" and the more succinctly named "Fake News, Real Boners."
Tingle is nothing if not prolific and lightning fast when it comes to responding to our political circus. He dropped the book on Amazon yesterday, and it has already garnered plenty of rave reviews. Reader "Seth" writes, "I laughed, I cried, I pissed myself!"



If you haven't already reached your piss play saturation point, go ahead and soak it in.
Featured Video For You
Kevin Bacon demands more male nudity in Hollywood
TopicsBooksDonald TrumpPolitics
相关文章
We asked linguists if Donald Trump speaks like that on purpose
Donald Trump may do a good "drunk uncle at Thanksgiving" impersonation at his rallies, but amid all2025-04-23Emmys predictions 2017: Who'll win Best Drama without Game of Thrones?
After a record-breaking number of wins last year, the Iron Throne sits vacant at the 2017 Emmys, wit2025-04-23‘The Florida Project’ is the best 2017 movie that you haven’t heard of
This world has never suffered from an overabundance of empathy. Even when we're trying to be kind, w2025-04-23Even Apple admits Face ID can't fully secure your sensitive data
As long rumored, the unveiling of the iPhone X on Tuesday brought with it the death of Touch ID. In2025-04-23The U.S. will no longer have the final say on internet domain names
The National Telecommunications Information Admistration (NTIA) announced via。 blog post。on Tuesday2025-04-23Apple's macOS High Sierra will launch on Sept. 25
The next version of Apple's desktop operating system, macOS High Sierra, will launch on Sept 25, App2025-04-23
最新评论