【】

One student is on a mission: to drain the joy from all birthdays.
Imgur user jizzwaffle (lovely) posted a photo Thursday claiming to show a birthday card his girlfriend, a teacher, had received from one of her students.
It's clear this student wants to put Teacher in her place. Birthdays aren't happy occasions, after all — they're merely reminders that we're all insignificant drops in the ocean, no more unique than anyone else.
SEE ALSO:Guy being cheated on gets revenge in a birthday card
Still, it may be a little short-sighted to assume an equal number of people were born on each day of the year.
Please take that into account for your next nihilist birthday card, kid.

Harsh, dude.
Have something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.
TopicsReddit
相关文章
The Weeknd teases new music in Instagram post
The Weeknd is approaching. 。 The Grammy award-winning singer looks to be in full third-studio-album m2025-04-027 great wireless chargers for your smartphone
Wireless chargers have a rep for being slow, and they aren't reallywireless, so why bother?Well, tim2025-04-02William Shatner revisits 'Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan'
Did Star Trek peak too early?The original series, despite being canceled after a mere three seasons,2025-04-02Rashida Jones calls out Pixar's lack of diversity
It's hardly news that Hollywood tends to favor white men, to the exclusion of everyone else. And Ras2025-04-02There's a big piece of fake chicken stuck to this phone case
If the perfect smartphone case signals a bit about who its owner is, then this silicon fried chicken2025-04-02Kayak Trip Huddle eases the frustration of planning for group trips
Kayak is aiming to make some waves in the world of trip planning. Or rather, calm some of them, espe2025-04-02
最新评论